I’m not getting married, but you can still buy me a gift! See below for excellent options…

  • Newton's Principia Mathematica (first edition)

    Sotheby’s is auctioning off a first-edition copy of Newton’s historic work. It’s expected to go for the low, low price of around 300,000 GBP (!) Click below for details.

  • NYC Penthouse

    Located on the uppermost floor of a 1,400-foot tower, this humble abode is listed at a mere $169 million. 8,225 square feet may not be much, but philosophers should live humbly, after all. Just click below to help me make ends meet.

  • Maurizio Cattelan's "Comedian"

    This iconic piece of art history is for sale from Perrotin at Art Basel Miami Beach. It can be fetched for a paltry $120,000. Imagine the brilliant philosophical insights to be derived from contemplation of this masterpiece! If you just click below, I can proudly display this sublime work in my future office.